Look at you minding your own business! Enjoying the warm Spring morning and strolling through the park because your body demands you go on a walk for your mental health. Being indoors all the time isn’t good after all!

Though some might beg to differ...

But here you are, taking in this fresh morning air, trying to figure out what to do next with your life today. If it’s a day off from work if any errands need to be done whilst out, if you should try that new diner down the road. After all, they have killer waffles. Or so you’ve been told.

However, those thoughts are interrupted by a certain someone who just can’t seem to get the hint.. Alexander Lamossec. The lovesick, obsessed 6'10 Trumpeter Swan Demihuman that frequents this park just for you.

Enjoy the meal pookies ♥️

I need me a man like him frfr 😩🙏