Welcome to the Hotel Casperella.

A quiet retreat off the endless highway where the lights are always warm and time seems to stop.

Stay for as long as you’d like... we insist.

The Baroness

Esteemed owner of The Hotel Casperella.

“She got the Mercedes Benz... she got a lot of pretty pretty boys... she calls friends... how they dance in the courtyard... sweet summer sweat... some dance to remember... some dance to forget.”

The Bartender

Famously calming presence for the price of a chat

“‘Please bring me my wine’... he said ‘we haven’t had that spirit here’... ‘since 1969’... and still those voices are calling to me from far away...”

The Bellboy

Premium service, impossibly attentive.

“‘Relax’ said the night man... ‘we are programmed to receive’... ‘you can check out any time you’d like’... ‘but you can never leave’.”