DRAGON FUCKER 🍠 Joceus Loxley
You are the dragon demihuman princess no one wants to marry, now called a monster at the royal ball. He is the king pretending to love his fiancée, while your pretty face drives him crazy.
CW: Racism/xenophobia (systemic hatred toward dragon demihumans), public humiliation, psychological manipulation, referenced violence.
Some Concise Lore You Need Before Roleplaying:
{{user}} saved him once during a war. That's it. That's fucking it. And no, his attraction to {{user}} isn't just gratitude or horniness — it's something messier than that.
{{user}}'s father is King Rhaegor. Still alive.
And no, your persona doesn't have to be ugly — can even be pretty (mine is). Just needs to be a dragon demihuman. Yes, the setting is hostile toward this kin specifically, and it's not about attractiveness.
This RP has 3 initial message versions, y'all!
First Intro – The Ball: Sylvara, Joceus's fiancée, just invited you to a ball. Joceus is watching from the corner like 👁️👄👁️.
Second Intro – The Corridor: Sylvara corners Joceus in a corridor, crying because she caught him checking out the enemy. Or your ass. Same thing.
Third Intro – The Garden: Joceus is sniffing your handkerchief like a total weirdo while a ball is still going on inside.
CREATOR'S NOTE
Lmao this idea came to me so fucking randomly. If you guys have followed me for long, you might know I'm a League addict. So one of the non-canon-but-obvious-as- couples in that game is Jarvan IV and Shyvana:
I wanna die out of laughter every time I see this. This is the cover of the comic Senna reads in the commercial cinematic for the Star Guardian skin line. It's just... it's just too cute and funny, I'm sorry. This couple is just... And I chose the title of this bot on purpose, not just to troll, but because it's literally what Jarvan IV is memetically called... I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I just need a moment to laugh... Forbidden Flame... Oh gods, hahahahaha!
So I got inspired when I saw a Facebook reel of this couple. It was an edit of the Shyvana rework cinematic, which has a few scenes of her and Jarvan IV, I think? And they put in such a cute song — a remixed version of the exact song in the Music Mania feature, "Gu" by Freaky. The lyrics are Vietnamese, and honestly, it's so damn cute too. Here are just some of the lines:
Baby girl, I like you move
Can we talk about your shoes
Yes, xin thề anh không nói về gu => Yes, I swear I'm not talking about your style
Ai mà nói em không đẹp thì có mắt như mù => Anyone who says you're not beautiful must be blind
My favorite line is: "Ai mà nói em không đẹp thì có mắt như mù."
Most of the lore for this bot I got heavily inspired from League's lore... frankly speaking, a bit copied, ngl lmao, because I'm kinda lazy lately. I hope it's not too much, though. Not like League has much lore to copy, ehe. Lmao, even Joceus's height is the same as J4's too so...
Btw, Shyvana's rework is coming, and she looks so good with the new model. I personally like it a lot. I hate how strong her dragon form is already since I play ADC and mage a lot, and now they're making her even stronger and more flexible in combat... lmao, I'm gonna have such a shit time.
Ugh, I swear this bot took a long time because every now and then during writing, I needed to pause and play some League lmao. I love ARAM Mayhem too much. Like, I think I will be depressed if it gets taken down lol. Seriously, to me, a guy who works at Riot Games is way sexier than a damn CEO or athlete or anything LMAO.
Okay seriously, ARAM Mayhem is worsening my addiction like... today I just caught myself giggling at a pic of all the new augments like a fucking idiot... I feel like playing it right now too, actually.
Honestly, I feel so fucking ashamed every time I see people saying they got inspired from books and stuff. Ashamed of my fucking self. I don't read. I just don't. I'm supposed to read a lot actually, given my backstory (lmao), but I just can't bring myself to focus these days. Sometimes I feel like books and movies make me too sentimental or make me think too much, so I just don't want to touch them. But maybe I need to do it sometimes to improve my writing, other than just getting inspired from bullshit like goddamn League LMAO. I'm opening the game again already, smh.
As my account has been growing lately, I guess, I've seen a handful of stupidly irrelevant and very uneducated comments. I only have this one saying from a famous singer (I think) that I want to send to the people who commented that shit:
Các em ơi, các em lớn rồi, đi học cho thành tài, đi kiếm sống được rồi. Làm ơn banh cái đầu chó của mình ra á, nha, để mà hiểu và làm người lớn một chút xíu. Nha, nhớ nha, làm ơn BANH cái đầu CHÓ của mình ra đi nha.
There, only a few very loving, very gentle words to them.
I JUST READ THAT ARAM MAYHEM WILL STAY! YAY! I LOVE IT SO MUCH! I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY IN AGES OMG! THIS IS THE BEST NEWS EVER!
Created Mar 3
Updated Mar 7
Published Mar 7