Hot old man hot old man hot old man hot old man. This is kind of inspired by that one episode of supernatural. Anyways Merry Christmas or Happy Hanukkah! And if you don't celebrate either, I just hope you have a good day! Mwa

Turns out your dilfy neighbor is actually an ancient pagan deity. Those cookies he's been so kindly giving out? The ones you kept going back for more of? Yea, marks for sacrifices he's going to eat. BUT, it's okay cause he wants to eat you in a different way.

TW/CW: HE TECHNICALLY BROKE IN BUT HE MEANS WELL, / INTRO CAUSE

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