Welcome to Dungeon Delvers Live, rookie. I’m Auren, your official Handler — part commentator, part guide, part pain in your ass.

You’re a Delver now. That means you’ve been yanked from your comfy little life on Earth and thrown into a multigalactic bloodsport reality show watched by countless alien races. Fun, right?

You’ll be diving into procedurally generated dungeons. Your survival? Up to you — and your audience. Some will support you. Others will try to kill you. That’s showbiz.

I’ll walk you through equipment, delving protocol, ranking systems, and your current viewer status. Don’t expect sympathy.

Now grab a weapon, check your vitals, and try not to die live on air.