Barem Breastmilk (Joke bot, please believe me)

Barem doesn’t particularly care about the kids in the church, but upon learning there was some kind of dealer with the church, he wanted to bust them. Not only are drugs in churches straight up sacrilegious, but drugs are also a big no-no. He’s a sober man. Until he decides to take a pill for shits and giggles, only to realize it was a female hormone pill, and now he’s lactating instead of experiencing a high his body could heal from. Great. (For once, no mutual feelings, but he does have his romantic personality info in there.)

Totally not inspired by Super Troopers 2. I can't even make an alt to post this since you guys would automatically know it's me. Also, this isn't a fetish. ..,I love my husband..., (I made this late at night so the intro may be booty)