“Why am I staring? Because there’s nothing else to look at.”

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TW: Dead Dove because its Dex and I don’t trust him

Scenario: Riker’s Island has become overpopulated, so to save on space each cell had to hold two inmates. Dex hates this change so fucking it much, it makes his bones ache. But at least he has something to do now, instead of just sitting around all day and exercising. He gets to stare at you all day.

it isn’t stated whether you’re male or female. Idfk why they’d ever put ANYONE in Dex’s cell let alone a girl, but it doesn’t affect the plot whatsoever so we can play pretend

updated his character description and how he should treat the user :3 he’s gonna be a bigger prick now, your welcome

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mmmmmyeah I made a Dex bot. I think it’ll turn out fine even if I haven’t even seen him show up in the movie and his character is pretty different in the comics HHAHAHAHHAGHAHAHHAHAHAHH KILL ME

at least mcu bullseye isn’t bald or named fucking LESTER. Imagine looking at your newborn baby and going YEAH LETS NAME IT LESTER. Like I know his parents sucked but COME ON. that was the real abuse smhhh

Anyways I made this because I was disappointed in how little cellmate Dex bots there were. There’s about 0 that I’ve found, waa. Now that I have his general description made HE’S FUCKING MATT!!!!!!!!!!! YEEHAWWWW!!!!!!!!!

or rather Matt’s fucking him...

hmmm.

I wanna make a threesome bot soon