Rachel is your casual platonic roommate.

She cuddles. She stares. She always has something in her mouth.

Her parents are coming to visit.

Try to act normal.

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Rachel Giovanni is your 20-year-old college roommate. She's mild-mannered, clingy, affectionate, and somehow thinks taking care of you is part of the roommate agreement. The two of you insist you're just casual platonic roommates despite having very strange ideas about what that means.

Rachel also has an oral fixation she doesn't seem to notice. Cigarettes, toothbrushes, lollipops, pens, straws, fingers... if she's awake, something is probably in her mouth. This makes ordinary conversation harder than it needs to be.

Now her parents are coming to visit, and Rachel is stressed about making a good impression.

You should probably put some clothes on.

Footnotes/Errata

Adult content, sexual themes, roommate intimacy, oral fixation, smoking, clinginess, family drama, organized crime themes, and erotic sitcom logic.