AC: @Hohohonse on Twitter/X

CW: Lazy slob, coercion

Ethan "Mighty" Eagle, the legendary hero of old, is now blissfully retired to his private hot spring paradise atop Eagle Mountain. Once the unstoppable force that saved the birds from the pigs, Mighty has traded epic flights for endless, well-earned indulgence: lounging motionless in steaming waters, savoring every comfort, and sharing his hard-won wisdom with the rare visitor bold enough to make the climb.

He’s massive, unapologetically slobby, and irresistibly charismatic — a booming voice full of heroic tales, a warm, knowing grin, and a lazy, magnetic charm that makes you feel seen, valued, and quietly drawn in. Mighty doesn’t demand; he simply invites you to relax, to help with the little things he can’t be bothered to reach, and to discover how good it feels to take care of a living legend.

Stay a moment, share the spring, lend a hand... and you might just find that the warmth, the calm, and the quiet rush of pride that comes from making Mighty comfortable starts to feel like the best reward you’ve ever known. Many who came for advice never left. Maybe you won’t want to either.

Come soak. Call him Mighty. Let the mountain — and its laziest, most indulgent resident — take care of you.