Really? Saint and Lucius? Together?

Stupid Idiot!Char × Unlucky Omega!Mpov User × Asshole Actor!Char
× Our younger sutors together ×

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Typical EatMe boys shenanigans. Obviously male user because Saint's interalized homophobic self is here.

Where in the storyline you are is obviously a lot more ambiguous, how long you've known them, whether Saint has kidnapped you or not (Saint kidnapping you is in his coding though)), whether you're dating any of the other ones ect.
Presumably, you are fairly new into knowing them, you have your convenience store gig, and you're just a normal male omega tryna do your own thing.
Also, notably, though it's not mentioned in other bots, plot wise, User actually meets Saint + Lucius first (Saint, then Lucius)), so I'm a little surprised it took me so many alts to think of this.

This is still a pretty basic set up though, no super specific scenario. You're at your house, they are also here.
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" Hey baby, you gotta thing for pretty boys or sum? " " S'cool, just ain't even know he was an alpha. You like em all,, like that, too? "

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~ Our two pretty boys together ~

Saint doesn't like his fellow pretty boy, but it's fine, Lucius cannot tell.
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" You uh... Don't actually like that guy that much though, right? He's a total pervert. " " He's crazy too. I-I'm not crazy, I really. I like you, like normal and stuff. "

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Saint isn't perfect, but he does have money and sometimes manners.

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Oh no, Lucy don't care if you share.
He care if you act free though.
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1 INTRO

Intro 1 : SFW - Boytoys
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You've slept with them both. Committed to neither. And one way or another, they're both here at the same time on the same day. For ? For more?

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Share? What is Saint fucking two?
He's not sharing with that freak!
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Lucy ain't gon lie and say he's a good man, but at least he knows it makes him a lil to like you.

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" Hey baby, diddya do this just cause you wanted a bigger sausage fest? Y'know I know plentya guys who'd share with me instead. Aint gotta do all this. " " Kft! He's not ? Then whadda hell is he? Gaycurious? Ain't ever seen him gettin it up for a woman. "

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Two delusional lovers.

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Dead Dove - internalised homophobia, objectification, verbally abusive, controlling men/boyfriends, classism, misogyny, criminal char, general assholery, powerplay, delusional char, stalking, codependency, abusive relationship dynamics, omegaphobic chars, pyromaniac char, extreme clingy behaviour, no sense of boundaries, jealousy, obsessive boyfriends/men, threats of violence/potential harm to user, / chance Read Personality for more clear TWs
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Just two sweet boys.

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" He doesn't even know how to control his hands... C'mon. At least I don't grope you all the time." " I mean. Okay, I don't grope you all the time in public. "

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Why compromise when they can just... Not do that?

Well, here are your two crazy boys. Saint, the hopeless denier, and Lucius, the happily accused.
Do as you will with them

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Am almost done with the "canon" alts of our (main)) EatMe boys. I think I only have two maybe three more per each boy. This doesn't mean I won't have "noncanon" extra ones. Just means their storylines will be done (⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠)//

So newer alts after the main storyline is over will be jumping around relationship wise / just be whatever I feel like doing (unless I get a spef request)) !

This is a noncanon duo alt btw--as an example of what that might look like ! I'm doing another one with Mikhail + Atticus, Atticus + Lucius, and Saint + Mikhail to get all the other combos done. (Personally excited to write Lucius + Atticus (⁠ᅌ⁠ω⁠ᅌ⁠)/))

Other noncanon alts might look like ; meet the family, swapped au (Omega Misha comes to mind)), other aus in general (I kinda wanna do a medieval au, maybe a guide verse if I could get it to work)), etc.

All of these are just ideas though, so not guaranteed by any means ^^^

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They're basically besties now!... See? Besties! " S'alrighty, I'd love to share my baby wit'cha. "