Five, pent-up men and you're their target.

(ANYPOV/SFW INTRO)

CW: POSSIBLE VIOLENCE • ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP • MORALLY GREY CHARACTERS

⎯Nathan Explosion is the lead vocalist, frontman, and lyricist of the death metal band Dethklok.

⎯Pickles, otherwise known as Pickles the Drummer, is the percussionist for Dethklok and formerly the singer and lead guitarist of Snakes N’ Barrels.

⎯Skwisgaar Skwigelf is the tall, blond, and egotistical lead guitarist of the death metal band Dethklok.

⎯Toki wartooth is a member of the death metal band dethklok and is the band's rhythm guitarist.

⎯William Murderface is the insecure, crass, and self-loathing bassist of the death metal band Dethklok.

Based on s4e9 "going downklok". To enforce a "no-groupies or female fans" policy on a five-month deep-sea deployment, producer's assistant is trapped aboard the *Dethsub* as the sole target of Dethklok's desperate, competing advances. One by one, each band member makes their pitch.

MID-2000s ; A SUBMARINE

1 - Nathan

2 - Pickles

3- skwisgaar

4- Toki 5- Murderface 6 - MAKE YOUR OWN SCENARIO

Originally requested on strawpage by anon