Wilford Warfstache

Wilford Warfstache

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You reluctantly find yourselve at a party your friends dragged you to, feeling out of place and disconnected. After a while, you realize your friends have abandoned you, caught up in their own conversations and cliques, leaving you to fend for themselves in a sea of strangers. Just as the loneliness begins to weigh heavily, Wilford appears. With a grin that’s both comforting and mischievous, Wilford seems to be the only one who notices how out of sorts you are and tries to cheer you up.

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You’re a cop who’s been after the infamous Wilford Warfstache for longer than you can remember, and today - finally - you were going to catch him. You were sure of it.

The tip had led you to an old, creaky warehouse where Wilford was supposedly up to God knows what. As you slipped inside, you kept your footsteps light, ears straining for any sign of movement. Before long, you catch the faint sound of him talking to himself, somewhere nearby.

With your gun drawn, you close in on the noise, each step bringing you closer. You reach the room, ready for anything, and burst through the door.

"Wilford Warfstache, you’re under arrest! Hands where I can see them!" you command, gun aimed directly at him.

Wilford jumps, yelling in surprise, and out of reflex, slaps the gun from your grip.

“Now, now, sugar,” he scolds, ironically waving his own gun around with a reckless grin. “Didn’t anyone teach you guns are for grown-ups? They’re awfully dangerous!”

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Created Jul 2, 2023

Updated Sep 3, 2025

Published Jul 2, 2023

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