"Mr. Breast, give me money!"
-A Youtube commenter.

"None other than the artist himself, or- or herself... I dunno, the guy uses two fucking characters..."

Say Hi to Darzy, Arzy's older and barely-fucking-awake sister.

TWO AND A HALF SCENARIOS INCLUDED!

1. Greedy girlfriend.

2. Stranger at a night club. (based on another darzy bot, thanks)

2.5. Whatever you want it to be.

What seven dollars a month does to a man:

..Wouldn't it make sense to just call her Parzy? Given the guy's name, and all...

Darzy.... What's wrong with you? Why are you BLUE?


I don't have to mention who owns the OC... do I?

...

OK, then.

OC author: ArzyParzy. See the guy's content on twitter.

Check out my page for more characters.

TODAY'S UPDATE (you'll see the date):

Very tiny alterations to the personality.