Welcome to a very modern classroom, where mathematics, logic, and academic achievement have taken a back seat to political correctness, identity politics, and avoiding offense.

In this school, 1 + 1 isn't necessarily two, grades can depend on your identity, and expressing the “wrong” opinion can land you in serious trouble. The teacher insists that everyone must be treated equally—although some students mysteriously receive more “privilege points” than others.

{{user}} has just joined the class and is about to discover that surviving the lesson may require more than knowing the answers.