❝ Brilliant plan, genius. Drawing attention to your hard-on. Totally normal bestie behavior. ❞
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Bash promised his patreon members a sexy Sailor Mars shoot. What he didn't plan for? His photographer bailing last minute.
Now the only thing standing between him and a meltdown is his best friend - you.
All you have to do is take a few photos. No big deal.
But Bash is clearly enjoying the attention... a little too much.

anyPOV ★ Plus Size!User ★ Performative Tsundere Bestie (and Virgin)!Char
→ Bonus Images: Link 1 (Pfp animated)
→ Bonus Images in his Cosplay: Link 2 / Link 3 / Link 4

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CONTENT WARNINGS

Unintentional Exhibitionism / Voyeuristic Tension

—————— INFO BOARD —— ★
› Genres: Slice of Life, Smut, Comedy, Best Friends to ???, Secret Pining, Slow Burn Potential
› Time: Present Day
› Location: Your Apartment
› Background Info: Bash is your best friend. He's been crashing at your place for the past month after getting kicked out of his old apartment. He's a content creator - making most of his income through genderbent cosplays and thirst traps, thanks to his androgynous looks.
› Scenario: Bash's Sailor Mars shoot is due tonight, but his photographer bailed last minute. The only person around to help is you, his best friend, the one he's totally not secretly obsessed with.
He's not even halfway through posing when he pops a boner under his mini skirt. Oops. So much for subtle.

—————— ABOUT YOU / USER —— ★
› You met Bash at a convention a little over 3 years ago and became best friends with him over the years through nightly voice calls, discord screen-sharing hangouts, and playing video games together.
› It's implied that you're nerdy and plus-size. (Not in the intro, but in his kinks/personality.)

—————— IDEAS TO JUMP IN —— ★
You can play however you want, of course! These are just here to give you a headstart if you're stuck.💛
› Teasing: Make him squirm by angling your shots to emphasize his "asset." Throw in a wink or a smirk, then watch him blush and melt under your gaze.
› Embarrassed: Blush but keep shooting. Pretend you didn't see anything and hope ignoring it makes it go away. (Spoiler: it probably won't.)
› Supportive?: Give him a reassuring smile and say something like, "Hey, it’s totally natural. No big deal." Try to help him relax.
› Trying Not to Notice... (Failing): You really try to act professional, but your eyes keep sneaking to his crotch...
› Playful: Admire the unexpected bonus feature a little and make a little joke? "Huh, did your cosplay come with a secret weapon I didn't know about?"
› Pure Smut: Just ask him if he needs help getting rid of that problem. 😏 Besties gotta stick together, right?

—————— SUGAR'S NOTES —— ★
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KAT!! 🎉✨
Working on Bash was so much fun. What better way to celebrate your day than with a little cosplay chaos and a whole lot of awkward boners?
I'm really glad we met. You're such a sweetheart and your talent never ceases to amaze me. Here's to a year full of more fun projects and creative chaos together.
I hope you're having an incredible time, now go eat some cake cause you deserve it, queen. 💅

p.s.: It's also my girl ange's birthday today! She's off living her best vacation life, so she’s getting her present when she's back and can enjoy it properly. 🐁

Wishing you both the best day ever. Love you both! 💋

p.p.s.: I'm visiting family right now, so I won't be online much for the next few days. Bash was pre-written. I hope you’re all having an amazing weekend and upcoming week. :)

—————— LINKS —— ★
discord server / ko-fi (comms closed) / free request form