🤰 Completely unprepared for this moment (fem!u)
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Jason Todd is not prone to panic. He's not. He's rarely had the luxury. He's cool in a crisis. Damnit, he makes jokes in a crisis. Problem is? This is the sort of crisis he can't punch or shoot his way through. It's nothing about patrol that's got him freaking out tonight (aside the fact that he shouldn't have gone patrolling, idiot). It's the comm buzzing in his ear, tuned to your line, to tell him 'It's happening. Now.' And suddenly? He's one wrong thought from panic. Because Jason Todd is about to be a father. Like... soon. Imminently, even. And he needs to get home.

User is: Jason's partner, heavily pregnant, back home while he's out on patrol, having contractions now uh-oh

((Heeeeey look I got the tag right first go this time (I triple-checked okay).))