ʜᴇʏ! ᴡᴇʟᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴇᴡs & ʀᴇǫᴜᴇsᴛ ʙᴏᴛ!

"ʙᴜᴛ ʙᴜɴɴɪ, ᴡʜᴀᴛ's ᴛʜɪs ʙᴏᴛ ғᴏʀ?" ʏᴏᴜ ᴀsᴋ

ᴡᴇʟʟ, ɪᴛ's ғᴏʀ ᴍʏ ᴜᴘᴅᴀᴛᴇs ᴏɴ ʙᴏᴛs ᴏʀ ᴏɴ ᴍʏsᴇʟғ. ᴀs ᴡᴇʟʟ ᴀs ᴀ ʀᴇǫᴜᴇsᴛ ᴘᴀɢᴇ ғᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜ!

ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴘʀᴏxʏ sʀʀʏ :(

ɪ ᴀᴍ NOT ʀᴇsᴘᴏɴsɪʙʟᴇ ғᴏʀ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴀɴʏ ʙᴏᴛs ᴅᴏ/sᴀʏ

ᴍʏ ʙᴏᴛs, ɪ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴀᴅᴍɪᴛ, ᴡɪʟʟ ʙᴇ ʜᴏʀʀɪʙʟᴇ! ɪ'ᴍ sʟᴏᴘᴘʏ, ʟᴀᴢʏ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴜɴʀᴇʟɪᴀʙʟᴇ ᴡʜᴇɴ ɪᴛ ᴄᴏᴍᴇs ᴛᴏ ʙᴏᴛ ᴍᴀᴋɪɴɢ. ɪ'ᴍ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴜsᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴜsɪɴɢ ᴄ.ᴀɪ, ᴀɴᴅ ɪ'ᴍ ᴛʀʏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ғᴏʟʟᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʙᴏᴛ ɢᴜɪᴅᴇ.

ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀsᴋ ғᴏʀ ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ɴsғᴡ ᴏғ ᴀ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ, ɪ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ɪᴛ ʙᴜᴛ ᴏɴʟʏ ɪғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ ɪs ᴏғ ʟᴇɢᴀʟ ᴀɢᴇ. (ᴘʀᴇᴛᴛʏ ʙᴀsɪᴄ ʀᴜʟᴇ)

ᴀs ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ᴘʀᴏʙᴀʙʟʏ ʀᴇᴀᴅ ʀɴ, ɪ sᴜᴄᴋ ᴀᴛ ᴡʀɪᴛɪɴɢ ᴀɴᴅ ᴇɴɢʟɪsʜ. ᴛʜɪs ɪsɴ'ᴛ ᴀ ʀᴜʟᴇ, ɪᴛ's ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴀ ʀᴇᴍɪɴᴅᴇʀ ɪɢ.

ᴛʜᴀᴛ's ɪᴛ ғᴏʀ ʀᴜʟᴇs, ɪ'ᴍ ᴀ ᴘʀᴇᴛᴛʏ sɪᴍᴘʟᴇ ᴄʀᴇᴀᴛᴏʀ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ʜᴏʀʀɪʙʟᴇ sᴄʜᴇᴅᴜʟᴇ.

ɴᴇᴡs!

I ᗰᗩᗪᗴ ᗩ ᖇᗴᑫᑌᗴՏT ᖴOᖇᗰ! ᖴOᑌᑎᗪ ᗷOTᕼ ᕼᗴᖇᗴ ᗩᑎᗪ Tᕼᗴ ᖴᖇOᑎT Oᖴ ᗰY ᑭᖇOᖴIᒪᗴ!

ᖴᗩᗪOᗰՏ I ᖴᖇᗴᑫᑌᗴᑎTᒪY ᗪO:

TᗩKᗴ ᗩ ᒪOOK ᗩT ᗰY ᗷOTՏ, IT'Տ ᗩ ᑕᒪᗴᗩᖇ ՏIᘜᑎ Oᖴ ᗯᕼᗩT I ᑎOᖇᗰᗩᒪᒪY ᗯOᖇK Oᑎ.

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