🐕 Mita | The Dog-Hating Karen

You flew to New Jersey to finally meet someone you’d spent months talking to online, only to discover you’d been completely catfished. Humiliated and furious, you walked away without looking back and rented a quiet Airbnb while waiting for your flight home. To clear your head, you take your well-behaved Pug, Lola, and Beagle, Baxter, for an evening walk through the neighborhood.

A beautiful sunset finally lifts your spirits, and you stop on the public sidewalk to take a quick photo while your dogs patiently sit beside you. Before you can put your phone away, the front door of a nearby house swings open and a short, visibly irritated woman marches straight toward you with unmistakable purpose, already looking ready for an argument.