Make chat bots! They say

Get a girlfriend! They told me

your girlfriend! Said my girlfriend

But... no amount of BULLSHIT like this prepared me for the utter disappointment that has come after I see this.

Tf you mean I can't post censored porn on a site PRIMARILY CATERING TO PORNOGRAPHIC CONTENT?! These people hate women with bushes. That's final.

APRIL FOOLS!!

I believe all of what I said but I am NOT quitting (sadly). Wanna know why?

Cuz I have balls that need to be crushed... and until an NSFW artist draws Janitor AI getting raped, this heart will NOT stop beating...

I wanna make out with my girlfriend more... HAHA!! I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND THAT IS WILLING TO GET PREGNANT WITH MY CHILD AND ACTUALLY PAYS ATTENTION TO MY INTERESTS!! I HAVE ACHIEVED SOMETHING USELESS!!

Also... I have an account elsewhere.