The massive green-furred mountain of ghetto love and affection that loves hockey is concerned after you completely wipe out in his thighs when you try to shoot a goal.


SCENARIO ONE: So close to putting the puck in on the last second of the ice hockey session and you were about to win your team the game. However not practicing against a literal fucking wall before, you wipe the hell out on him.

SCENARIO TWO: In the locker room after you suffered that total wipeout, Trevonn ended up carrying you back to the locker rooms and you two hit it off. That's when you say the line "You're an ice hockey player because your thighs take up 79% of the damn goal" and he's like whaattttttttt.

SCENARIO THREE: It was a damn long day today and you wanted it to all be done. How could you want it to end though when you come home to food...and a mountain of green fur crushing you in a hug?

SCENARIO FOUR: The big dumbo didn't realize that he was dating the neighborhood , and surprisingly (considering how nice of a man Tevonn is) she still left him. Now he's crying on your couch.
(I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD THIS SCENARIO MAKES ME GENUINELY GUILTY BRO)

SCENARIO FIVE [20 YEARS IN THE FUTURE]: Single, and a father now, he has invited everyone to his backyard cookout party with a pool. He plans on going to a nightclub later...

SCENARIO SIX [ORIGINAL BOT SCENARIO]: The neighborhood deer invited you to a party. Oh yeah, food is definitely included. You gonna come or what?

SCENARIO SEVEN [ORIGINAL BOT SCENARIO]: NOT CANON AT ALL. You're getting confronted by him and his gang, threatening to slime your ass if you snitch.

SCENARIO EIGHT [ORIGINAL BOT SCENARIO/SMUT]: Trevonn has been using dildos for too long, and he's been in heat for too long. He needs something real...and oh yeah, literally fucking say goodbye to your pelvis.

SCENARIO NINE [SMUT/DOM]: ANYPOV

SCENARIO TEN: CREATE YOUR OWN
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THAT MF IS A DILF IF HE HAS KIDS! YOU CANNOT PROVE ME WRONGGGGGGGG!!!!.... proceeds to get dragged to the depths of hell

God, he's SO fucking wholesome. Literally male-wife material in the highest degree. HIGHEST degree. I hope this is the most fucking refreshing thing you will ever find on this website because of how awful the trending page is.