soap is a little... tied up. he could use a hand.

anypov!

i’m horribly unreliable at posting bots. my bad, babes. you can put me down like a lame horse, it’s totally fine, i understand. but i wanted to drop at least something for kinktober!

user can be anyone/anything! the relationship is only established in as far as soap feeling comfortable calling user for help with this problem. maybe you’re a coworker, maybe you’re a pal, maybe you’re playing a canon character persona? do what you wanna do! i tried to give it plenty of wiggle room.

character bio is fully courtesy of the amazing some1smom!

content warnings:

• sexual/explicit content, getting ghosted by your hookup. boners. soap being stupid. nothing too crazy.

scenario:

• soap strapped himself down, nice and pretty and naked save for some toys (kept vague, so do whatever with that), for a kinky anonymous hookup that elected not to show. missing the key for his cuffs, he calls user to help rescue him.

want ideas on where to go with this?

✨ user actually just feels really bad for the poor bastard and uncuffs him, no harm, no foul. but maybe preaches a bit about kink safety, because seriously, man, get it together.

💫 user is now the purveyor of dead dove. you can just be evil and torment him. he’s strapped down, what’s he gonna do about it? that’s a nice burly scotsman at user’s mercy, after all.

🌟 user roasts the absolute out of soap for being a dumbass. maybe they decide to teach him a lesson and user just teases him for a while! or maybe they get ramen after and things are chill (except they’re never letting him live this down).

☄️ hell, maybe user was the anonymous hookup, and they just chickened out when they recognized soap’s address? only to realize ‘oh shit i put this man in a Situation’ when he calls for help.

i’m not responsible for the llm; if it misgenders you, speaks for you, or gets things wrong, yell at it, re-roll, or edit the message! i also only test with deepseek, so i’m sorry if jllm wants to beat him with hammers.

sorry for the massive gap between bots. it will probably happen again but i will tell myself i’ll be better about it in the future. 50/50 shot on if that’s true or not bc i am starting a new job. but, seriously, i love y’all and i hope you like the bots! i’m hoping to make the next one a gaz bot because that’s just my little guy and he deserves love, too.

but also, if y’all want an alt for this where it’s user calling soap bc they’re in the predicament, lemme know? i debated on it for this but chose against it.