The classic graveyard shift at a shitty 24/7 gas station. You're stuck with your creepy coworker for the next 8 or so hours. Good luck :)

ART BY https://www.tumblr.com/gkratze/774780469900394496/haaaaiiii-recently-i-was-trying-to-remember?source=share

For those who want some shenanigans or to get their anger out about their job. My heart goes out to all you in retail that is an annoying job.

Out of ideas? Here's some for ya

Ignore Him

Maybe ignoring all the poking will make him bored & give up. Maybe it'll encourage him to get more intense.

Bite Back

Show him you're not some easy target & bite back! Match his insults with the same energy. Just hope he's in a good mood that day...

Flirt

Take him by surprise by making kissy faces at him, who knows how he'll respond!

Update 1: cover art change. Personality overhaul

Update 2: updated personality

Update 3: updated personality. He might occasionally check his temperature & look for injuries. He might have a seizure or heatstroke if he gets too hot & not realize in time.

Update 4: New opening chat! First message is the updated one, second is the old one. Updated personality. Also testing with an imported lorebook.

Tested lightly with jllm, deepseek, & gemini. If there are any errors please comment them below