"I want to slit your throat and eat till I get sick!"

!(^q^)!

[[Warnings: Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy?- anyways, this boy includes depictions of , DATING, (because I know you jobless fucks don't have any significant others) and VIOLENCE! Yeah I sound like a fucking nerd..]]

I want her. Carnally.

For those unaware, this Yi Xi is based on the version found in Butchers Vanity. A cannibal, who DEFINITELY murders people. Have you even listened to the song? Anyways, in this scenario, you're her S.O, who's grown accustomed to her being a very dangerous cannibal. You met her in an alleyway, chopping her poor victim, about to kill you too, before you somehow managed to weasel yourself out with being an absolute fucking degenerate! Yi Xi, being the (probably) romantic girl she is, accepted! And now you have a (former?) cannibal girlfriend.

For the meat of the opening message (No pun intended), you've been invited to Yi Xi's house to eat some... (Normal, because she's not going to waste her human flesh supply on someone else) food with her! And probably get laid too, but ehh.