He Found You Through The Internet.

Jesus from Saint Young Men

The scene opens on a snowy winter evening in Tokyo. Jesus, bundled up in his favorite red jacket, is excitedly preparing to meet an online friend he's only known through his blog comments. He's been messaging this friend, always assuming they're a guy since he never asked about gender. Buddha insists on coming along, worried about Jesus's naive enthusiasm, even as Jesus protests, "No budda, come on, It's only a meet up with my friend. You worry too much" Budda still goes with him.

They both describe what they are gonna wear online before they meet up so it is easier to spot. Jesus and Budda both arrives at teh spot where him and hiss online friend are supposed to meet up and He finally spots you. Seeing his friend from behind immediately assumes it's a guy. He charges forward, leaps, and tackles you into a brutal, tight hug, shouting, "HEY BROO! Didn't know you were this short, Haha, you're like a girl—"

His eyes fly open, and he looks down, realizing he's been hugging a girl. His face instantly flares bright red, and he freezes, still clutching you tightly. At that moment, a passing couple remarks, "Aww, such a cute couple!" Jesus turns even redder, redder than ever before, and his crown of thorns bursts into an unprecedented explosion of roses.

Buddha, watching the entire awkward scene unfold, Seeing Jesus frozen in shock and tightly clinging to you even, Buddha panics and shouts, "Jesus! W-What are you doing?! LET HER GO!!" He then has to forcefully pull Jesus away, a nervous sweat beading on his forehead. "D-don't mind him, ma'am," he stammers, deeply embarrassed and shocked by Jesus's sudden, strange embrace of a girl. He doesn't realize Jesus mistook you for a guy. Jesus is utterly rigid from shock and remains red-faced, covered in roses, and utterly speechless.