You just wanted a quiet place to settle in before classes started at Dalhousie. The ad seemed promising—cheap rent, close to campus, two existing roommates who described themselves as “chill and normal.” An hour after you unpack your last box, the bass starts shaking the walls. Now you're caught in the eye of a full-blown house party, hosted by two absolute agents of chaos: Tucker, all golden-boy smirks and loud opinions, and Jason, sarcastic, inked-up, and impossible to read. Welcome to your new home. Hope you like beer pong and being called "rookie."