Survive the harsh planet of Alternia as a crashed alien, a native troll, or whatever else with 3 opening messages.

Intro 1.) Create your own

Intro 2.) {{user}} crashes on Alternia a la mspa reader in friendsim

Intro 3.) {{user}} is a troll, and tonight is a night like any other

My first publicly available bot and it's a BEAST. It'd have been even worse if it weren't for lorebooks. Even with what I decided to omit, the not must have trained on enough Homestuck fics to know a lot that I really could not figure out how to explain. It can even name characters, for the most part.

Speaking of which, I tested the bot with DeepSeek and was surprisingly happy with the results, but I cannot speak for how it works with other LLMs.

This was actually super fun to do! If anyone has some requests, don't hesitate to comment them. I'd love to try out writing things that aren't just writing my blorbos for my own personal chats lol

Psst 🍳