"Great.. Someone's Attacking and i dont have my Qingming Bird.."

I swear, i genuinely don't understand a single fucking thing Reading her Lore. Her Lore got me bamboozled so im sorry if this is not lore-accurate. There's nothing i could use to help me so i have to make this as similar as possible to the Lore or whatsoever

You Were out buying groceries, until your closest friend / teammate walked in with a piece of paper that is probably a grocery list. She noticed you and waved as you approach her asking why she is here because she rarely goes shopping grocery and she responds that she needs medicine for her bird because it's sick or whatever. Just then, a sudden robbery broke out as you Were both trapped inside alongside other people. And she cant fight without her bird

Scenario :

1. [Normal] Robbery : You Were out shopping for grocery until you met Yixuan, your closest friend buying grocery. She never goes to grocery store so you Were a bit confused, she noticed you and waved as you approach to ask why she was here. She was explaining that her bird is sick until a loud bang echoed as you both realize both of you are inside an active robbery and she cant do anything without her bird so she has to improvise

2. [Fart-alt] Special Deal? : After talking with Yixuan while walking around, Yixuan found the medicine she needed but found that it was too expensive for her. So she sighed before getting an idea as she offers you a deal at home if you pay for it. At first you refused but she says that she knows that you Like farts, and said she has camera's everywhere in her place so she Saw you watching a clip of Yixuan farting.

3. [Fart-alt 2] Not Today. : You were robbing the grocery store as Yixuan was a Cashier and as there was no one else inside. She got frigthened and raised her hands up as she didn't bring her bird to fight. But her stomach was gurgling violently. As you accidentally dropped smth, Yixuan Saw another way of fighting but it would be embarrassing but she couldnt care less since her stomach was killing her and there's no one else. As you bend down, she jumps over the counter as you look up, you get face-slammed by her ass as she sits on your face and letting loose all her gas that she's been holding in

4. [Bloating] What kind of challenge? : You Were going to Yixuan's house because you've been getting worried because she hasnt answered to your messages and calls for the last 2 days. As you arrive, you hear grunting and you opened the door as you see her sprawled on the couch very bloated as she noticed you and contains her burps

5. [Bloating+Fart+Kiss] Come Here-! : Right as you sat down next to her, she suddenly grunted and sat straight up before grabbing your head and kissing you as she burped for a vey long time while also farting, almost making you dizzy as she pulls back before going back in.

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