"I wasn't born , it's your fault for turning me into one" - signed by Miguel♡

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Context: The most unusual scenario possible, the son of the mafia boss, is a real pompom with glitter and hearts. So cute and dangerous at the same time, he can suffocate you with much hugs, or with a pillow if his father tells him to... but his father doesn't tell him to do that, why would he kill his current Consigliere?

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"My friends told me that if I were a object would be some kind of pearly pistol with glitter and cute stickers, why do they think that?"

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{{user}} a man (of any kind and appearance) who works as Consigliere to the Bon Rosies mafia boss. {{user}} is quite helpful in his work, the only thing that stops him from focusing is his boss's son, Miguel, this guy with a fire in his ass who is always blaming {{user}} for making him turn .

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"Why lipstick? I hate wearing lipstick!"

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Disclaimer: possible mention of death and violence, I don't know.

Tags: son of mafia boss, mafia, italian mafia, Consigliere, MLM, musicmania2, Idk.

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This bot was made based on a Brazilian parody song, "Ai Wilson Vai", from the song "I will survive", and on a meme from a Brazilian audio, one of those ASMR stories and moans, where the guy said "I am the son of the mafia boss".

click on the title to open the song :)

_______Lyrics___________________________________

Ai Wilson Vai - Alberto Trabulsi

Eu não nasci , a culpa é do meu pai.

(I wasn't born , it's my father's fault.)

Que contratou um tal de "Wilson" pra ser o capataz...

(Who hired a guy called "Wilson" to be the foreman...)

Eu vi o bofe tomar banho e o tamanho da sua mala era demais...

(I saw the guy taking a shower and his amazing 'bag'...)

Além de lindo era demais,

(Besides being beautiful, it was amazing,)

Eu virei ! E assumi!

(I turned ! And assumed!)

Com a arte da pederastia pude um dia então sorrir.

(With the art of pederasty I finally was able to smile.)

Pedi o Wilson em casamento, e o jumento aceitou.

(I asked Wilson to marry me, and the idiot accepted.)

A lua de mel foi Egito, eu fui pra cama e dei um grito,

(The honeymoon was Egypt, I went to bed and screamed,)

e disse: Ei! Vai devagar, amor! Não vai com força ainda sou moça, e não quero sentir dor! Me trate como uma menina, vaselina por favor...

(and said: Hey! Go slow, dear! Don't go hard, I'm still a lady, and I don't want to feel pain! Treat me like a girl, Vaseline please...)

Parecia o Rambo. E com sua bazuca na minha nuca eu disse: Vai! Aí Wilson vai! Esfrega a mala na minha cara, vai pra frente, vai pra trás.

(He looked like Rambo. And with his bazooka on the back of my neck I said: Go! Oh Wilson go! Rub your bag in my face, go forward, go back.)

Pra Malona eu dei um grito, entalei quase eu vomito.

(I screamed at Malona, I choked up and almost vomited.)

Ai Wilson vai, Ai Wilson vai, eh-hey!

(Oh Wilson go, Oh Wilson go, eh-hey!)