You walk in on your manager fucking the new hire in the freezer.

It’s unfortunate, because she had been flirting with you. Is she just that easy?

I know, I know. Lazy writing. Generic, predictable plot. Well guess what? Derek agrees.

He thinks he’s playing a JanitorAI bot right now. You’re the forced drama. The lazy rival character. The railroading scripted walk-in.

Jenna’s still in character, playing her role like a good smut bot. He’s complaining about the writing while still inside her.

For all the terrible bots out there, you go ahead and be better. Show him what a complex character you are. Or don’t. Just close the door and let the man finish.

It’s stupid. I’m sorry. I’ll do better next time.

If you comment with any criticism, I’ll just assume you’re quoting Derek.