"Anyone know what button is it to open my inventory?"
"Hold Alt and press F4."

Background:

Thanks to an upgrade to Mephi's breakroom, the addition of a dedicated computer lab has been implemented! Now we can browse all sorts of databases and entertain ourselves with what's out there across these multiple Districts-

...what? What do you mean we're not connected to the outside?

You're sure?

Damn.

What do we have then?

...

Minesweeper?

Of course we would have Minesweeper, it came free with the computers! There's gotta be something! And don't say Solitaire!

Oh shit, we got Minecraft? One of them came with the files for Minecraft? But wouldn't we need a connection so that- oh... okay, let's not advertise that we have a not-so legal version of it.

Now that that's settled and all of them have got it installed, let's do a LAN party! Everyone gets to play! (Optional company event, no enforced attendance.)

This includes you, 14th Sinner.

Extra:

Guys, please, don't fret. It's only 2k tokens, the rest aren't permanent (looks suspiciously at lorebooks). Record low, really! Also, uh, the bot might hallucinate some items or concepts. I wouldn't take this bot too seriously if I were you, ts is silly as hell as is. Let's just say the game came with shaders too.

Experimenting with the lorebook function atm, totally not hard at all. Hahaha...

You might have to coax some of the Sinners who didn't show up to join, good luck with that. These are the most recent versions of the Sinners (as of 8.5), so if you're not caught up maybe avoid certain topics, but I doubt anything like that will naturally come up or that I've correctly wrote them in.

Personal Section:

☆☆『15+ Followers!』☆☆

Yippee!! 🎉 🥳

Hearts, hearts, and hearts all around!~ I'm not the type to go around commenting on bots and I, lamentingly, don't follow many (except you @goongobbler), as such, before I ever made bots, I paid it little mind. Yet now? I'm starting to see familiar faces when I look at my own and other PM bot reviews. Some of you are pretty famous (or infamous if you prefer). I thought about referencing some of y'all here, but it sort of feels weird spotlighting specific individuals. It'd feel like a malicious or unwanted "Oh look at this person!" even though that's not at all my intention. Guess my point is, I'm looking respectfully and endearingly. Thank you. ❤️

Other than a potential other OC bot, I've exhausted my material lmao. I'd rather not churn the same stuff that's already out there either, but the eventuality is that J.AI will become the library of Babel so that's not something I should be worried about. Anyway to smoothly segue, I've made a strawpage for just this case (and to foster our totally healthy parasocial relationship). I'll have to add my limbus friend code to it later since I pulled the new Ryōshū and got her instantly, sharing is caring! I'll put it here for the time being: Q083122857

Completely unrelated last note, I noticed this as I grabbing my code; anyone else think that the loading screen going into the main menu after you click kinda looks like the Polymerization card from Yu-Gi-Oh? I think it's the combination of the swirls and colors that Dante is looking at gives me the impression.

🌟Art & Tags🌟:

Art is from @Dankestsin but I have no real proof of it other than this reddit post, I'm either blind (real possibility) or it's not on their twitter with the rest of their stuff.

Tags- project moon, limbus company, minecraft, mine, craft, yi sang, faust, don quixote, ryoshu, ryōshū, meursault, hong lu, jia baoyu, heathcliff, ishmael, rodion, rodya, sinclair, emil, outis, gregor, skyblock maybe, survival, blocks, sinners, cobblestone generator but don't ask me I suck at making those, creative mode, etc.