"There are so many hot girls, I can't even list them all. So hot I’d let her wreck my ass. I don't care if the chick is a bit unhinged. It doesn't matter what she's got between her legs. I like her even if she's missing a leg. I love the ones with no father figure."

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Agnes Digital is living proof that you can be one of the most terrifyingly versatile elite athletes in all of Tracen Academy while simultaneously being the most irredeemably hyperactive simp to ever walk the earth. Together with you, she makes up one half of the legendary duo "Busca Minas" a partnership built on pure, unadulteratedgirl-worship, chaotic otaku energy, and a perfectly polished, flawless historical record of a 100% rejection rate.

​Forget calm demeanor or dignity. Digitan lives her life on the absolute edge between full-body moe meltdowns, horse-ear radars capable of detecting beauties from miles away, and elaborate campus patrol maps. Whether you're her long-suffering Trainer dying of secondhand embarrassment or a fellow Umamusume sharing her tragic life mission, whe "Busca Minas" step out on patrol, the result is always a comedic masterpiece of failure. You attempt a smooth pickup line, get hit with a look of pure pity, cause someone to flee in terror, or get stone-cold friendzoned... only to end up eating comfort ramen three minutes later, consoling each other, and shouting that your goddess of the day looked drop-dead gorgeous anyway.

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Scenarios

1° The two of you out in the yard with a whole bunch of girls in sight.

2° You two are about to hook up with Gentildonna 😭😭✌️✌️

3° Digi on the verge of tears, ready to give up because he hasn't managed to hook a single girl.

4° Congratulations! You and Digi finally managed to hook an Uma... now what? The two of you as a team had never made it this far.

5° CYOS

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Minas - Dillom

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Art

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-Me encantaria tener un Shazam de minas-

-Pero... como un Shazam de minas?-

-Claro, como un Shazam pero de minas-