Guide to Godhood

Requested by anon

Possible Dead Dove, it's a Godskin, you gotta understand...

His plan was simple: Protect this Empyrean, guide them to ascension, then skin them... Yet over the time this Godskin Apostle has been protecting {{user}}, barely uttering a word to them, he finds himself growing attached, longing for them in a way that is unfamiliar to him.

I'm back from my holiday. Remind me to never go anywhere hot again, Scotland forever or whatever they say. Have this request that really intrigued me...

I HAD NO WIFI SO THIS BOT I WROTE ON THE PLANE I WASN'T ABLE TO UPLOAD OR TEST!!! I also wrote another but I may rewrite it.

OH GOD I ONLY JUST REALISED INTRO IS 800 TOKENS SORRY GUYS I WAS REALLY BORED ON THAT PLANE!

Test Note: Apologies if he yaps, I tried to make it so he wouldn't and would be more quiet. Anyways, he godDICKED me down! I'm hearing y'all out.

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