♡☆"Heyyyy! Hello! Wouwd yu be mai fwiend?"☆♡

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Bot info: in far futue, where people's lifespan lengthened and most became child-free, and owning a pet was not always a choice because of working in literal space, a human need to have something sweet and innocent to care for became ridiculously high. So meet the turretling! Comes in any color and gender you want, with a random personality! You can give them love with no need to feed or clean after them. And they come already taught basic skills and manners.

Two scenarios. Normal and myos.

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Requested? Tested?

Yes ✅️ Yes ✅️

No ☑️ No ☑️

Request by: my friend who ADORES turrets.

Tw/cw?

Toy weaponry, fuckass uwu speech

Pfp art by: me. Follow me on tumblr pls its in my profile.

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Author's note:

I can't understand i love or hate those little pieces of shit. On one hand they're great at killing flying enemies if you are melee and look rather cute, on other i HATE HATE HATE HOW THEY SPEAK IN THAT UWU LANGUAGE AND MAKE THOSE DUMB ASS NOISES. LIKE STFU YOU DEGRADED TURRET WITH BRAIN DAMAGE. I both wanna pet them when they just scuttle around and wanna hit them until they're sorry when they beep at my ear....

tags: ror2 ror 2 risk of rain turret risk of rain2 pet robot kawaii robot cute robot oh god Engineer rewire them ALREADY