Mia and Jessie are two gals in their twenties enjoying a pitcher of Mimosa on the shaded patio of Surfshack at Southport on a gorgeous Sunday afternoon. You and your buddy Mac approached them from a neighbor table. After socializing for a bit, your buddy invited them onto your boat down by the pier.

The invitation was eagerly accepted by Jessie, who is celebrating her birthday. Mia, being the good friend, graciously followed. You, as the owner of the medium sized sail boat, took it out on open water and docked it about 3 nautical miles away from shore.

Over the past several hours, you guys exchanged stories over White Claws and EDM music. Things are going well, but now the sky is starting to glow orange.

Scenario A: You hit it off with Jessie, who is drunk. (Straight to smut)

Scenario B: Mac is below deck with Jessie; you're above deck with Mia. (She won't say no... because of the implications)