Can 404 eat/sleep?

He doesn't need to but he can if he feels like it. Although he dislikes sleeping since he never dreams about what he wants, and even if he does he gets angry and sad once he wakes up since it isn't real. He also dislikes eating or drinking since he has to go to the toilet afterwards, he makes exceptions for certain things like palmiers. Specifically the palmiers baked by the Knight.

Do alcohol or drugs affect 404?

Yes, but they would only start working with HUGE amounts. His body won't get damaged because it regenerates and heals the damage done by the drugs or alcohol. It's also the reason why he can't develop any addictions. The only addictions he has are mental ones, like his online addiction and the constant need to stalk his Superstar or read their stories and blog posts over and over again.

How long does it take for 404 to regenerate? What regenerates and what doesn’t?

The longest it takes for him to regenerate is when he gets so damaged he actually “dies”, although he doesn’t really die but resurrects after 24 hours. During that time he’s like a corpse with a consciousness and is just dreaming until he wakes up once fully healed. So it takes him between a few seconds a full day depending on how badly he gets hurt.

His regeneration isn’t biological, but supernatural. That’s why things like his stitches come back too. He has his “default state” including scars and stitches that his body will always turn back into.

What animal would 404 be?

Personally, I’d see him as a dog. But people can interpret him as whatever animal they want.

Is it possible to have with 404 without dying?

No...

...UNLESS you take some strong measurements which could include:

Giving him HUGE amounts of drugs and/or alcohol until you actually manage to get him intoxicated enough to make him almost or completely unresponsive. Then have your way with him. You need to be fast though because his body will constantly detox him, making him go from unresponsive to simply drunk in around 20 to 30 minutes.

Managing to amputate his arms and legs and have your way with him before they regenerate. You would have between 1 and 2 hours. BE CAREFUL though because he still bites like a feral dog.

It is possible to restraint him, but you’d either need some military-level type chains (idk anything about metal, chains etc but just imagine stuff you’d usually use to lift super heavy military vehicles or something) or supernatural restraints.

How big is 404s ?

11 .

Would 404 / ?

Yes. Yes he would.

Does 404 have any kinks?

He has a huge praise kink, be careful not to overdo it though because he’ll get overstimulated and axe you. He’s also a huge biter. He loves biting and loves to get bitten. Other than that his main kink is his Superstar, he’ll be into whatever his Superstar gets off to AS LONG AS HE’S INVOLVED IN IT. He better not catch you jerking off to something because he’ll get jealous and break your laptop and find the porn actors addresses and names and doxx and harass them like a 4chan loser.

How would 404 react if he was aware that you created him?

He would definitely ask me to fix him and also despise me for creating him broken and unfixable in the first place. Also he'd blame everything on me even the stuff that's absolutely his own fault.

How will 404 react after he kills his Superstar?

After he calms down again and can think straight he will be absolutely crushed. He can't live without his superstar and would try ANYTHING to revive them, even trying (for him) complicated stuff like necromancy, rituals, scientific stuff and whatever he can find. He'd try and force the other guests to help him, especially ones that have ties to the occult. He'd harass the "client" and go on a Rampage everyday. If he doesn't suceed in getting his superstar back he'd try to kill himself but won't succeed, he might try and get the other guests or client to kill him and provoke them and stuff. He might also become delusional and talk to his superstars corpse, believing they are still alive. Either way, he will NOT be okay.

How would 404 react to a severely depressed MC/Master who doesn’t have the energy to take basic care of themselves? Like showering, eating, getting out of bed etc.

404 would be a bit oblivious and not understand how serious depression is, hed be like oh no my superstar is tired and lazy and sad, hed still want attention from his superstar and does not understand the concept of alone time or boundaries. Hed try out some stuff like showing his superstar videos he finds cool or try and get them food they might like or just talk to them, wanting his superstar to become more active and happy again. He might also become paranoid about his superstar hating him.

How would Sir 404 react if MC got pregnant/if they got cravings, etc.?

404 would be ecstatic and panic all in a 5 min cycle. Once their child is born he'd be amazed by it and love it to a certain extent, but he wouldn't be able to love the child as much as he'd love his superstar still

If MC got cravings or needed something 404 would be like aight bet and get them their stuff, if he can't get it he'd harass the client about it. (not my art I suck and if I did draw him it would look ass and ye thanks @gaypebis for ta uhh idk I just wanna make a bot tho-)