"ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏᴄᴋʏ ᴛᴡɪɴᴋ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴏʀᴛʜ..."

art credit: Hou_Jae04(I'm like 71% sure)

All characters are over 18

TW: gore, death, violence, uh, slavery I think, magic? Witchcraft, broccoli, the color green, redheads, redheads again, I can't think of anything else I'll probably add more later.

He's a...uh I I haven't even like I haven't even started making the bot yet so I'm just going to do the WordsFromKingdomished part and come back to this later

WordsFromKingdomished: imma be so real with you I don't I don't know if he's a twink perhaps he is I don't even know anymore dude I'm genuinely confuzzled I haven't made like a proper male bot ever so I can't I can't really tell

I chose the name Lucas because strangely most of my favorite male bots are named Lucas I will not say which ones because the CIA couldn't beat that out of me

Dawg I thought I was going to be on some Aristotle timing but that scabbard is going to me up bro 😭 and his pauldrons, look at those they could stop a fucking bullet 💔 don't even get me started on those gloves bro I I might be overreacting tbh

Holy guacamole that belt bro

Man I'm so happy I already have Besagews(little circular things that protect the armpit) in my clipboard because if I didn't I would have to look up what the those are allllllll over again

"Kipo and the age of the WonderBeasts" is the greatest show ever created next to "Nomad of Nowhere" and I will die on this hill specifically if it's in a poppy field ong

Nomad and kipo was are my GOATs

I I honestly don't even know what to put here I think I'm just procrastinatingI I honestly don't even know what to put here I think I'm just procrastinating

So what I'm thinking is make the first messages before I do the personality to get kind of like a gist of who the guy is and I the first idea I have for the first messages is that one scene in kcd 2(I've never played it and I haven't seen much gameplay I just like Henry and his gas lighting endeavors) where Hans and Henry get put in the pillory I think that's that's like a good scenario for this cuz already got an idea in my head that he's a total uh I I can't think of the word right now but I've got it I got it up there in my head I'll think of it eventually

So by the way this is where every single one of them excluding the pillory will take place I just love poppy fields too damn much to not have them in every single one