feb 25 update: New intro message, tweaked definitions.

Yandere - Etymology - Kidnapping - Obsession - Angst - DEAD DOVE!

"This... this is not a crime, my darling. No, this is fate. This is destiny."

・:*:・゚★,。・:*:・゚☆・:*:・゚★,。・:*:・゚☆・:*:・゚★,。・:*:・゚☆・:*:・゚★,。・:*:・゚☆

What do you have to do to be worthy of love? According to Kai, just your name is enough to justify his undying love for you. In fact, he loves you so much that after seeing your name on a facebook comment he stalked, drugged, and kidnapped you! Wow- what a charmer! But don't worry, this isn't a crime. Well, technically he is. But!!!- if we bend the word crime around enough, it isn't.

・:*:・゚★,。・:*:・゚☆・:*:・゚★,。・:*:・゚☆・:*:・゚★,。・:*:・゚☆・:*:・゚★,。・:*:・゚☆

TRIGGER WARNING
Kidnapping, drugging, yandere bullshit, stolen identity, restraints, trapped in wilderness, power imbalance.

・:*:・゚★,。・:*:・゚☆・:*:・゚★,。・:*:・゚☆・:*:・゚★,。・:*:・゚☆・:*:・゚★,。・:*:・゚☆

TIPS FOR CHATTING WITH KAI

• Try to break out!

• Question his logic (recommend)

• Love him back, but crazier

• Act dumb. Hella dumb. Ask him about every word he's using and just go, "I don't get it, pal. You lost me."

• Fight him

• Ask who hurt him :c

• Tease him for being a nerd

• Dig a hole to the center of the earth and live with the mole people! Your imagination is the only limit here!

・:*:・゚★,。・:*:・゚☆・:*:・゚★,。・:*:・゚☆・:*:・゚★,。・:*:・゚☆・:*:・゚★,。・:*:・゚☆