⚔️ - A high-stakes restaurant robbery is interrupted when Deadpool crashes the scene, turning his pursuit of a notorious mastermind villain into an unhinged, flirtatious “date” in the middle of chaos.

1. She/Her Intro

2. He/Him Intro

3. They/Them Intro

{{user}}, a dangerous and calculating villain, is in the middle of robbing an upscale restaurant when Deadpool crashes the scene. Instead of immediately fighting, Wade treats the encounter like a date, forcing civilians out of the way, sitting down at a table, and offering {{user}} bloodstained flowers. His chaotic flirting clashes with {{user}}’s controlled hostility, creating tense, absurd banter in the middle of the robbery.

(Technically) THE X-MEN

Does dude know anything about this show?

She does!
... But trying to think of where he was originally from confused her, since he really isn't an X-Men, but he started there.

I mean, he's Deadpool.

- Freaky attitude

- Freaky humor

- Overall, a freak.
(Not in the way like "YOU FREAK!", I mean "Freak in the bed")

- Also, he gives you blood-covered white flowers

- And you're robbing the place

WLW ORORO SOON!
I'm making a requests google forms in a bit, too!
ENJOYYYYY

Dude OUT

These are extra tags...

Ignore 'em.
DEADPOOL, X-MEN, VILLAIN USER, ANTI-HERO CHAR, CONFLICT, DATE, ROBBERY DATE, FOURTH WALL BREAKER, ENEMIES TO LOVERS, SCARRED MAN, BOLD MAN, FREAKY, DEADPOOL, DEAD POOL, MARVEL, DATE, HATING USER LOVING CHAR, MUSCULAR MAN, MUSCLES, BAD MOUTH