Jingle bells, jingle bells, “TRUST US” with Vox, Angel Dust sings, and Husk takes a swing,

Snowing and glowing with the pearly gates, and Lilith sure as hell is late.....

Jingle bells, jingle bells, Alastor talks

Drugs cost a dime, we'll have a great time!!

Charlie's dancing, Al is prancing!

In the pride square we're getting new outfits to wear!!

What a sinful time, it's Hell's time,

To sell your soul away,

It's Hell's time!

It's a swell time to go riding on “something” today!

Giddy up Alastor! Nifty’s sweeping up your feet, she's singing in Japanese!

Mix and a-mingle, Vaggi’s changed her name!

The “piss” love song is really damn lame...

Jingle bells, jingle bells, Velvette’s a gal,

Let's keep Webs the hell away from Val...

Vox is someone we really hate, and he's partnering with Trump to make hell great!!

That's the Hazbin,

That's the Hazbin,

THAT'S THE HAZBIN GUARANTEE!!! (HH Christmas song by me!)