✶ New job...?

(( Escaped! Blitz x Escaped Expendable! User ))

This bot isn't requested or anything, just a silly idea that I got!

I thought it would be really funny if Blitz worked at a fast-food chain and regularly freaked out customers by existing, but the manager can't really fire him because of how he looks, since that would probably be against some labor law, so he's just there... being overly helpful and somehow still in the way at the same time.

Miiight make an alt of this one where you're just some random dude who isn't used to Blitz's chaos

As always, here's my request form! Sorry that I haven't been getting to requests or posting lately, I've been in a bit of a funk and kinda forgot that I have hobbies. But I remember now, so no worries!

Also when tf did I get to 30-something followers??? Did y'all come from the shadow realm or something?

Jokes aside, thank you all for supporting me, whether it be through comments, requests, or interactions! I'm glad that my silly hobby can make people happy :)

Life is kicking my ass rn, but this is a minor setback and I will be back to posting regularly soon! And I will come back funnier. Hopefully.

(I will update the profile image soon, btw)