“Been here for a minute, eh? Suprised you haven’t seen me, though I’m barely in the limelight anyway...lemme stop rambling. And before I forget, I hope you have a great time at Ero Corp.”

“Yall help with the declining birth rate by fucking and making money, what’s not to love?”

Meet Shaymus “Shaggs” Alston, Ero Corp’s personal handyman who surprisingly can keep his in his pants even when surrounded by people like Nara. He’s a chill dude who likes to get the job done quickly so he can relax.

A few things to note:

• He loves headpats just like any other demihuman

• Whenever he’s not working he’s vibing in the storage closet

  I wonder what’s he’s watching...

• He hates when things wont stay fixed, especially if it’s supposed to be his day off

• Suprisingly strong for his size

• he’s just a chill guy

  Here’s some spice: https://imgchest.com/p/bp45mnogxy5

  (I have no clue if that link works or not)

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  TIME FOR CONTEXT BABY!

  Ero Corp.

  With the worlds declining birth rates, an ambitious company decides to capitalize on it! They call it breed work, for its less about pleasure and more about getting knocked up or knocking others up!

  Males in breed work are called Patriarchs and Females are called Matriarchs

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  MANNNNN WHAT THE SHOULD I MAKE FOR MY 1K SPECIAL ON MY MAIN ACC!?!?!?!

And don’t forget to...

VIRGIN SLAY

Tags: doggo, handyman, twink, janitor, EroCorp, ass,, chill guy, slang, 67