🩹 | After one of his many errands gone wrong, Postal Dude bursts into Users trailer and wants help with the bandaging of his wounds

`` "Come on. Either you patch my bullet wounds or buy a new carpet. Because if you just keep staring at me, you'll have stains that won't come out easy." ``

~ User and Dude are implied to be loose friends, or yk,, you could go down the dating route I don't know, do what you want with The Dude

~ No, not a request whatsoever but I have been OBSESSED with POSTAL 2 and I needed him.... I might make a bot based off that day where he gets put into a gimp outfit,, that'd be fun to write

This is gimp postal dude everyone say 'hi gimp postal dude'!!!

~ Okay if you do not know who Postal dude IS (I love that you're looking at a character you don't know, kisses), here is his Game Wiki Page !! I highly suggest you check it out, it's a very stupid game ^.^

~ I am such a sucker for these types of men (He probably has a actually,, you can pee on ANYTHING if you want in POSTAL 2)

~ I got too carried away writing him and now I want to make like 50 more of hims