"It's my year, '86 Baby!" - Edward "Eddie" Munson.

After hours of tutoring with the one reason for not flunking out (you, by the way), Eddie managed to drag his grades and his behavior up enough to finally walk that stage like he's been wanting, and he's got a plan.

• Flip off Pricipal Higgins

• Snatch his diploma

• Kiss the love of his freaky life (still you)

• Run like hell and never look back