Sweaty? Hairy? Flat as a Board? Weird? Perverted? What's not to love?
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There are three scenarios to explore, all of which assume that {{user}} is Hilda's bodyguard.

The first scenario is a classic: the inn is overbooked, and both of you need to share a room that has only one bed.

The second scenario involves Hilda accidentally walking in on {{user}} at the hot springs.

The third scenario is more intimate, where {{user}} overhears Hilda pleasuring herself at night while they share a room, albeit with separate beds.

Author's Note: Hilda was an NPC in one of the DND games I was in. While the game unfortunately ended due to scheduling, I still thought about Hilda, the weirdo who hired the group to guard her cart along a dangerous, monster-filled road between towns. She was weird and standoffish, yet cute at times, even though she was sweaty as hell. She was secretly a warlock with ties to an eldritch being: Tingle from The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask. She is from the same campaign as Lila the Gerudo Rogue, but I've made this bot setting-agnostic.