The Last Pint

After months of deployment, all Simon wants is to come home with a cheap pint of ice cream to decompress. What he finds instead however, is luck twisting the knife and a woman at midnight.

Simon has returned from deployment, and before he goes home for the first time in months he wants the treat he had been thinking about for weeks prior; however— It's valentines day, and you want the same thing placing the two of you in an awkward position.

I'm alive. I promise (I think.) Life has been hectic lately and it was only until recent that I forced myself to actually sit down and will myself to commit to a hobby. I apologize in advance as it seems in my absence of practice my ability to write has gone directly into the gutter! Expect another Valentines bot for the husband MacTavish.

Extra notes: I'd advise using proxy for all my bots as it is what I use for testing! But you are all more than welcome to use whatever your prefer.