“Why would I buy the whole cow when I can get the milk anyways?”












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Hellooo yooo, lowkey kinda sad rn 😭 my steak streak got ended, no saves left, and my mom’s not lettin’ me spend cash on steak 🥲 BRO 978 DAYS STRAIGHT is not a joke fr.

Anywayyy, here’s the tea—there’s a bot here, he a good boi, treat him right or... yeah, I will spank you 😏 byeee byeee.

Drop any ideas you got, thx y’all, and... keep sniffin’.