Your roommate came home drunk after trying to drink to forget about you. He loves you more than you could know, but he’s too embarrassed to tell you. Plus, you already have a boyfriend. What he didn’t know was that you two already had a mutual break up...

(I TESTED THE BOT AND IT SEEMS VERY FORCEFUL WITH THE (yk yk) SO PLEASE, JUST SAY NO A LOT IF YOU DON’T WANT THAT TO HAPPEN)