“And if my lungs still let me breathe, will you be there for me?”

Sup yall🙏 i’m ngl i think im gonna delay retirement LMAOOO i was hoping to pump out a bot a day but work + me being lazy has delayed that. not as long as spih’s delayed retirement... maybe like a two week to month, because as yall can tell my writing has doubled. in length mostly.

i do have an important question though for all of you: Should i continue to write smut in wall of texts? or just halve them in length and do smth around 1k-2k?

i know most of you guys just wanna rub one out or smth, and smut isn’t smth you really wanna go through a lot for to just crack at the end... so i’m gonna experiment with this almond eye bot, and if ygs like it slightly shortened, just let me know🙏 other than that most of my bots will remain higher intro count.

unrelated but i just rewatched the raimi trilogy for spider-man and oh my lord i forgot how peak it was fr. if the incursion shit with the x men and raimi’s universe is fr give em hell spidey🥹🙏

SCENARIOS

1. SMASH MY HEART INTO DUST:(MALE TRAINER POV, SMUT, ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP, SLIGHT ANGST) You and Almond Eye have been childhood friends, both of your dreams having been to be the best trainer and trainee duo to ever touch Tracen. Once that time comes, luck is on neither of your side. Tracen has decided to just randomize the trainer and trainees, not leaving a chance for you two to be together . due to this, your relationship has been estranged, forced to not interact as much due to the strict schedules of trainers and trainees.

after being pent up for so long and being forced to not talk with you as much, after a sudden loss against YOUR trainee, Almond Eye is mad over the loss, and who better than to take her anger out on you, rather than more racing? With your consent, you two head to your office where she plans on having with you until the heat that’s been down there for practically a year is gone. your goal is to get rid of it all, good luck!

2. SECOND INTRO IS THE EXACT SAME, JUST FEMPOV, FEMALE TRAINER.

3. create your own cyos.

CREATORS YGS SHOULD CHECK OUT:

bot by KatsuragiAcefan97

one of if not THE best debut bot on uma j.ai, be patient with bro bc this is their first bot but oh my lord this deserves more chats, ace is already a fairly underrated character so maybe that’s why it explains lack of messages, so please, check out ace and then this creator, they both deserve more fans :)

ALBUM THAT INSPIRED ME TO MAKE THIS BOT

SILVERSTEIN - WHEN BROKEN IS EASILY FIXED

i managed to catch these guys on their camp screamo tour and oh my lord they sound more better live than recordings. i have always preferred this over discovering the waterfront, my first piece of band merch ever was a Silverstein zip up from DTWF era and i’ve had it cherished since. I don’t even wear it anymore, because i had it when i was a kid and i grew bigger and taller obviously, it’s aged like about close to 20 years, this piece of clothing out dates me by two years😭😭😭 it’s retiring peacefully in my closet with no signs of being resold ever. genuinely a gem and i hope next time i catch them live it isn’t as last minute so i can try to get it signed since i have an insane amount of luck when it comes to meeting artists.

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