♥ — Cold night's sleep with your boy.. (Except his body is cold as fuhh)

So like... I found a Dio/Vanilla Ice/Pucci fanfic in ao3 and it's it's basically them doing threesome on pucci....but I decide that I'll take the "cold uncomfortable bed" part lmfao

.・✫・ ゚・。. .・。.・ ゚✭・.

I despise this bitch but I can't deny he fine as hell, like wth do you mean he's a vampire, he's literally so silly on part 3

Anyways! Dio sleeps with you and he's shirtless and... 100% platonic!

He lowkey looks like a woman, no wonder he's an androgyny.

Bisexual queen ✌✌🤝🤝🤝🤝

I'm trying to make the intro as long as I can, it's literally almost 5 in the morning ✌💔🥀