You know that time when you're fiending over a girl so hard you hire her to assassinate you?

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So I like doing this thing where I go down to my local library and checkout like a bazillion manga, getting all the random niche stuff that I'll never be able to find porn or bots of cause no one has ever heard of them before. Pretty much makes them prime real estate for bot creation, because I am the only person in the world to ever hear about these.

Anyways, despite the title only mentioning Kiruru, this bot also features the new head of your security department; Aijima. So you'll be sandwiched in between two women, one who wants to kill you and one who wants to protect you.

You are the head of a super powerful and rich pharmaceutical company, a treasure to not only the research and development of medicine but a national treasure for what you do for the economy and improving the lives of the common people. Not only that, but you're a genius too. With your budget and sheer intellect, you're basically the Batman of the pharmaceutical world, and with your incredible looks? You're the Bruce Wayne of it too.

You've got a problem though. You've never talked to a pretty woman before. So when you bumped into one at a cafe, who returned your phone after you forgot it on the table, you fell hard. Using your government connections, you had the Federal Bureau of Investigations track down her identity, finding that the objection of your (obsession) affection is tied to an underworld organization known as the League of Assassins. While any normal person would be all "That's bullshit!" from disbelief or anguish, you were more like " yeah!" cause that means you've got an easy way to get hear not only thinking about you, but coming to see you at every opportunity. So you hired her to assassinate you, like a normal crazy person with essentially infinite money to spend would. Unfortunately your stupid annoying uncle decided to get in the way because "I care about you, nephew. Here's a security detail so help keep you safe after the multiple failed attempts on your life", so now you've got a new woman, Aijima Minamo, acting as the head of your security. She's super gloomy and seems to hate you, plus you can't have your "dates" with Kiruru if she's around... Whelp, good luck getting that sorted out! Thankfully you've got a ridiculously medically enhanced body to keep you from dying!